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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Yaritza


Defined according to Urban Dictionary.

1. yaritza

some one that is sexy and hot;lovable, sexy. she will pick you up with a smile and everyone loves this type of person most likely a girl
dam that girl is a yaritza
2. Yaritza

Amazing, Beautiful, Intelligent, Awesome, a great friend. Someone you can always depend on. She's weird, but in a good way. She keeps conversations fun. She's an awkward person, but the people she hangs around are awkward. She's just a great person overall. If you're blessed Yaritza in your life...don't lose her. She'll be there for you always and she's nothing like anyone else. She's one of a kind and irreplaceable. She's down right..amazing. Nothing can describe her sheer uniqueness. She's perfect.
Yaritza's the best person
3. yaritza

Another term for a monkey. A BIG, HAIRY, monkey. It is said to be King Kong's great granddaughter. Was thought to be extinct after the death of King Kong, but no one knew that he fucked that one chick and she gave birth to a "yaritza"
Person A: "Why is there a monkey walking around town?"
Person B: "That's not a monkey, it's a Yaritza.
Person A: "I didn't know those existed..."
Person B: "They do, King Kong fucked that one chick.
Person A" Oh."


I RIKE ALL OF THESE DEFINITIONS. Especially number 2 it defines me the best whoever wrote it has me spot on except the whole being perfect part. I'm not but everything else YESH. Thanks.
And number three just kills me. LAWL.

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